Canadian Bacon

Now that we've talked about the movie let us talk about the food. Canadian bacon, let's face it's ham. But those crazy Canadians claim it to be bacon. Ok then, what the hell do they call bacon? Nobody actually knows this. For some reason when one asks a Canadian what they call bacon, they becom offended. How badly did the British screw these people up? We obviously know it wasn't the French seeing as the people of Quebec would most likely call ham "jambon" and bacon "lard." That's understandable. But the either Provinces and Terroritories keep the whole Canadian Bacon bit. Damn the British, they've screwed up western culture for the last time!